gaturo:

hello-kitty:

Hello Kitty Shower Head

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iambluedog:

it wet

My boyfriend & I usually have sex on the floor behind his bed so when you walk in you can only see the bed. And we were having sex one day & I was on top and his mom walks in and she can't see him but she can see me with my shirt on, and she's asking me where he is and I'm sitting on his dick & he's on the bottom trying not to laugh and moving around to make me make faces. And we were talking for like 15 minutes while I was sitting on his dick and having pleasant talk with his mom. NEVER AGAIN. ― Anonymous



Take On Me ft. Pingu

http://thecrankyconservative.tumblr.com/post/92493522995/c-a-bergamot-the-schutzstaffel →

c-a-bergamot:

the-schutzstaffel:

uncivilwar13:

thewhiteconquistador:

uncivilwar13:

thewhiteconquistador:

Women need discipline. Misbehave and there’ll be punishments.

Jesus fucking Christ

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Yeah that sort of post is the kind of shite people…

xld:

I need a hug or 6 shots of vodka

thenamesjoe:

what a strange dog 

literallytrash:

person: what r u doin

me: image

digi-egg:

私の心に打ちたその最後の一擊 by sunshine

taylorwifts:

IF YOU ARE A FRESHMAN IN HIGH SCHOOL RIGHT NOW I ADVISE YOU TO DO YOUR BEST SERIOUSLY I THOUGHT HIGH SCHOOL WAS SUPPOSED TO BE FUN AND I DIDN’T DO SHIT AND NOW MY C’S ON MY FRESHMAN REPORT CARDS ARE KILLING ME IN MY COLLEGE APPS AND I WISH SOMEONE HAD TOLD ME TO DO BETTER SO PLEASE LISTEN TO ME IF YOU ARE A FRESHMAN GOOD GRADES ARE COOL

nintendofunclub:

c0caino:

Take your age and add 5 to it. That is your age in 5 years.

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